Geek Test (If you find these true, you are a geek):
1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
2. You e-mail people who sit at the desk next to you.
3. You read blogs.
4. You like to search for the latest computer hardware on the Internet.
5. Your don't keep in touch with friends that do not have e-mail addresses.
6. You have a binary clock.
7. You get Christmas and Halloween mixed up because DEC 25 = OCT 31.
8. You have played Zork.

Job Test (If you find these true, you are working in Information Technology):
1. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
2. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
3. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
4. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

OK.....now for some common sayings that can be used in everyday life. If you have any sayings that you think should be added to this list, feel free to email me.

• A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand times the disk space.
• There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who do not.
• Go away, or I shall replace you with a very small shell script.
• Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
• How about never? Is never good for you?
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
• I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
• I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
• I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
• I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
• What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
• Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
• No, my powers can only be used for good.
• You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
• Who me? I just wander from room to room
• My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
• It might look like I'm doing nothing but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
• At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
• Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
• The proctologist called...they found your head.
• Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

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